Are you there margaritas? It's me, Lady Gaga.

I'm Alex

I like kittens, high-5's, polka dots, zombie movies and FSU Football.

ALEXINTHEAISLE.TUMBLR.COM

addleheadedfemale:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

*sweeps aggressively*

"Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor. I keep asking God what I’m for. And he tells me Gee, I’m not sure. Sweep that floor, kid!"

Feminist: the person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes

(Source: frostingpeetaswounds)