*picks up broom*
"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"
*starts sweeping broom sadly*
"There is a castle on a cloud…"
*holds broom horizontally*
"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"
*sweeps broom angrily*
"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"
*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT
"Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor. I keep asking God what I’m for. And he tells me Gee, I’m not sure. Sweep that floor, kid!"
Feminist: the person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes